If only they had this when I was a kid.

I think I’ve just stumbled across the coolest thing since sliced bread… if you’re a fan of Doctor Who and the TARDIS, that is.  What could it possibly be?  Have you ever wanted to have your own TARDIS console room interior?  Well now you can and all those adventures in time and space are yours to create with this exciting new, officially licensed by the BBC wall paper product, yes – wall paper… in the style of the 1970′s and 1980′s console room.  All that’s left for you to do is make your own console to stand in front of it.  Lack of space?  Just get rid of the bed, who needs that anyway?

Behold!

How cool is this?  Available from 3DFXwallpaper at £30 a roll, I don’t know if that’s value for money with something like this, but man – I’m tempted.  The wife and I were recently discussing redecorating the kids’ room and I’m sure that I could convince the tykes that this is what they want.  Parental pressure?  No.

Looking at the details, each roll is 52cm wide and comprises of one roundel row… okay, so it’s a little undersized, but who cares?  It’s TARDIS Roundels – for your wall!  So then, you can have the staggered pattern or the non staggered pattern or both, all depending on how you hang the paper.  I just can’t get over how neat this is.  Never before have I had such enthusiasm about wallpaper, my Mother will be so proud, up until the point she sees what it’s all about.

Here’s a close up of the roundel pattern.  Actually, it’s very accurate and I do wonder where they got the model for this from.  If I had to moan about something, it would be this; the roundels are grey.  Really these types were only seen on the double door wall as they were the ones re-used from the “secondary” console room that still had the wood effect paper inlays on them, thus they were painted over in light grey to hide this.  All the rest of the roundels around the set were the sandy fibre glass colour… not that any of this matters in the slightest!

Above is the column variation.

I’ve just shown this to my wife, she walked in while I was writing this, and she said it looked ‘pretty neat’ so I think I’m in with a chance of getting this… I mean, the kids are in with a chance of getting this.

Well, there’s little else to say about this, but for those of you who are fans of this kind of thing, I just thought I’d let you know about it.  I’ve still got a silly smile on my face about all this, who’d ‘ave thunk it, TARDIS wallpaper!  And retro stylee too.  Madness, but in a great way.

UPDATE:  18th of November, 2011.

I woke up this morning to discover that 3DFXwallpaper have rather flattered me by reposting this blog entry onto their website, with the following words as a preface to it:

As the wallpaper hasn’t actually been produced we didn’t think there would be any reviews to put up on site yet but we felt we had to put this up. Not a review of the paper as such, more a review of the idea….The reason this is so important to us is because this was written by someone we all really admire. He goes under the name Purpleblancmange and is such a big player in the world of Doctor Who props and replications. He’s the guy responsible for the Classic sonic screwdrivers among so much! Look him up if you don’t already…we all do which is why this discovery on his site was such a thrill…..

Kind words in deed, but they have slightly bigged me up – I’ve never seen myself as a ‘big player’, let alone any kind of player in the WHO prop world, but never-the-less, they seem happy at my posting and to quote someone who I can’t even remember who I am quoting (it has a WHO connection) – I’m happy that you’re glad.  I’m slightly red faced about all this now, had I known the text would have been lifted for reposting, I’d have spent a bit more time compiling the piece, rather than just bashing it out as I normally do.

I’m tickled pink, me.

Now where’s my free paper?  :)   Ho, ho, ho.  You have to be cheeky sometimes.

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~ by PurpleBlancmange on November 17, 2011.

33 Responses to “If only they had this when I was a kid.”

  1. Absolutely fantastic isnt it. If only i had this when i was a kid.

  2. Me want, me want, me want.

    I’ve been redecorating one of our kitchen walls (now has new anti-damp paint and looking awful in white) so this would be the perfect thing to put over the top. But £30 a roll? Is that reasonable? I don’t know, I’ve never bought customised wallpaper before…

    I wonder what the actual print is like, if its as bad as the printed wallpaper I’ve seen in some McDonalds (I don’t spend all my time there honest, my wife likes a cheeky chicken sandwich occasionally) then I, for Lord Rassilon’s sake, hope its better than that.

    If you do buy Purp, do put a full review up! :D

    • I dunno if £30 is reasonable, to be honest as I don’t usually buy this kind of thing. If I were to buy some, I’d either apply it to some board and have it as a backdrop to a display cabinet (if I had one) of WHO crap or I’d lay it up in one of my full size boxes as a bit of fun.

      Thing is, who needs wallpaper when you have the real thing? I’ve been saying for nearly 20 years that I would like to replicate the walls in full, but they’d be too big for a house – unless I reduced the roundels down to rows of three and a half, I guess.

      If I do buy the paper, don’t hold your breath, I’ll put up a review. :)

      • Hmmm, backdrop for Who crap sounds good to me. Might ask someone to get this as a Xmas pressie, hehe.

        The idea of replicating those interior walls full size did occur to me the other day but eventually fell, burnt and died a poor sorry death when I realised I have no expertise in woodwork/fibreglass at that scale nor any space or money to accommodate!

      • Hey, if you’re having trouble with fibre glassing – why not come here and we can have a go at it… might be good for the various projects that I’ve seen you bandy about. It’s not that difficult to do either, just takes a bit of practice.

      • Thanks Chuck! I’ll see what my new year schedule is like and set the controls to Purple Land, always wanted to visit. I hear they do nice ice cream and you get a wrist band!

      • Yeah, the ice cream is great – you also get a t-shirt and a brochure too.

      • Hmmm brochure.

        What does the t-shirt say?

        “I’m with Purple” ?

      • No idea what the t-shirt says, I ordered a shed load of them years ago thinking that I may get a use from them, but never did…

  3. you MUST do your lounge door at least, and a office wall would be sublime, this is unbelievable….pricey but first thing ive seen in a long time that screams “must have”
    Truly a stunning work of art get it in the national gallery i say, and how fantastic classics get a look in

    • Um. No, and certainly not in the lounge. Even if I did think about this, my doors have contours, so it wouldn’t lay well. Better to just take the door off and replace it with a proper door with actual roundels. That will never hapen. Well, never say never…

  4. Funnily enough, I don’t mind it.
    Q. Is it trompe l’oeil or actual moulding?
    £30 is a lot, but not really over the top if the quality is there, a lot of the ‘feature wall’ papers are around that price.

  5. I said I didn’t mind it, not I would like some :) and if it’s only printed, then £30 IS a lot, isn’t it?

  6. I did see some Star Wars wallpaper being sold recently, a flock design mind you, but that was selling for $120 a roll!!

  7. Wow! I can’t believe you’ve put this up on your site….Thanks for your enthusiastic words in your initial post and all the comments about our wallpaper. To put a few things straight, it is a flat design inspired in part by the photographic wall from the earliest episodes of Dr. Who. £30 is reasonable….when we asked certain Sci fi shops to stock it they were suggesting £35 to £40 which we felt was just too much. The website is a means to keep the price down in fact. These are quite small production runs so costs per roll are a lot higher than of a run of several thousand for B&Q who have countless outlets….We did ask them to stock it too but I guess ours was deemed too niche a market. BTW if you where to venture in to B&Q you’d find their printed papers range from about £10 to £50 for the designer stuff so we think we’ve got it about right. The BBC are keeping a beady eye on this too so the paper has to be good quality….And Mr. Purple, I love my Classic sonic screwdriver….!

    • Glad you like the screwdriver.

      As I said in the piece, I know nothing about wallpaper pricing, but the product is rather groovy and I do understand why niche pieces are often more expensive than the more common-place pieces, been there and done that myself.

      Now then… I’d happily take a few rolls off your hands. :)

  8. Ask them for a few free roles Purple – they’ve already copied your blog and are using it as a ‘review’ !

    http://www.3dfxwallpaper.co.uk/page8.htm

    They’re obviously someone who moves in our circles but I’d hope they talked to you about this first?…

  9. praise indeed, brilliant work and reviewed by only man who can, ill love this can only afford one roll
    but ill definitely use it ,cant wait to review it myself but looks like you beat me to it
    hope it has roundel in beige as well as grey for all the walls,
    Lovely stuff,is it only available via web site then
    i sit await new year

  10. I had recently though of a similar idea only it was a repeating fabric print for the on-demand service Spoonflower.com. I planned to recreate the original photographic blow-up walls as wall hangings, but this wallpaper seems great!

    • Funny you mention this, but sometime ago I was joking about doing something very similar to your idea – recreating the cloths from decent photographs and then having them as curtains to cover our glass sliding door.

      Obviously I wasn’t serious, but when I mentioned Spoonflower to my mate, he told me that their printing quality was extremely limited – something about the coarse fabric that they use.

      I don’t know much about this as I didn’t really look into it, as I said, it was a joke… the same with the fabric for K9′s season 17 and 18 collar, me and Exterminator had the idea of turning that fabric into a pair of awful trousers with matching waist coats. Nice.

  11. Think of all the fan videos that will emerge with this stuff as the console room walls. :D As far as the roundel colors, that could be modified with some yellow coloured gels with sticky backing . Or they could be painted with transparent yellow paint.

    • I’m sure that the fanfilm producers would really get a kick out of the paper. With proper lighting, I bet they’d pass off really well. I can’t wait to see how the product finally turns out – going by what we’ve seen so far, I reckon it’s going to be quite popular.

      Now, if 3DFXWallpaper want to do new series versions, I’d happily give them some “fantastic” reference material.

  12. The first wallpaper design we submitted to the BBC was the Tennant Tardis interior….Just to let you know how long this process has taken, there’s been a regeneration and a new Tardis since then! We then, after a bit of work, submitted a ‘Smith’ Tardis interior but after some haggling we couldn’t do it because there was a company doing large posters cut into digital wallpaper….Which was fine because the stuff I wanted on my wall all along was the stuff we’ve made!….Love to see these technical drawings and artwork thought, they sound amazing!

    • Well, whenever you need them (if at all) just let me know. I’ve got the final concept art, the roundel technical drawings and the build schematics for the set wall panels… plus a few other odds and ends relating to it too. Though going by what you’ve said, you probably never will need them anyway.

  13. Thank you very much for the offer. Information is the key to designs like these and there’s always room for tweaking, especially in the light of quality source material….And happy Birthday Dr. Who today!

  14. i think mother purple should do the spare room in this for when her son pops home :P home from home
    And i tell you what the black version on the site inspired me to
    Looking forward to this an if they do ecclestones as well i can see a roll or three being bought of that

  15. OMG Gene, don’t put ideas into his head.

  16. well is a good idea i think home from home use the room to store many a prop :)

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